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Funny Anniversary Wishes, Messages and Quotes for Couples

 

Funny Anniversary Wishes For Couples

Funny Anniversary Wishes, Messages and Quotes for Couples


Anniversaries are occasions to commemorate two people's love and commitment to one another. And what better way to celebrate than with some levity? Funny anniversary wishes are a great way to lighten the mood and show the couple how much you care. You can make light of the ups and downs of marriage, the oddities of your friends or family members, or simply share a humorous memory. Just keep it light and playful, and stay away from anything that might offend or upset the couple. A sense of humour can go a long way towards making the anniversary celebration memorable and enjoyable.

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Happy anniversary to two people I know who are more obsessed with each other than they are with their phones.

Congratulations on another year of putting up with each other. You two are clearly made for each other!

You've managed to extend your marriage for another year. That's some serious collaboration right there!

Happy anniversary to the couple who have both made me believe in marriage and made me question their sanity.

Another year of marriage and you still haven't murdered each other? That's encouraging! Congratulations!😂

Funny Anniversary Wishes, Messages and Quotes for Couples


It's incredible to see how far you two have come together over the years. And by "grown," I mean put on weight.

Happy anniversary to the couple who demonstrates that you can love and hate someone at the same time.

Congratulations on another year of marriage, despite all the crazy things you've put each other through. Let's hope it continues for many more years!

Happy anniversary to the couple who taught me that being odd can be cool!

Another year of marriage means another year of being the designated driver for each other. That's fantastic!

Funny Anniversary Messages For Couples

Funny Anniversary Wishes, Messages and Quotes for Couples


Happy anniversary to the couple who can still have fun together...even if it's just making fun of each other!

Another year of marriage entails pretending to enjoy each other's cooking. Congrats!

Happy anniversary to the couple who can still surprise each other, even if it's just by snoring louder than usual.

Congratulations on another successful year of pretending to be a normal and sane couple!

Happy anniversary to the couple who have made arguing an art form!

Funny Anniversary Wishes, Messages and Quotes for Couples


Another year of marriage means another year of hiding your strange habits from each other. Best of luck with that!

Congratulations on completing another year of marriage! Here's to the couple who can still make each other laugh even when they're not trying.

Happy anniversary to the couple who demonstrates that true love entails putting up with each other's eccentricities!

Another year of marriage entails sharing the remote control. Best of luck with that!

Congratulations on another year of marriage! Here's to the couple who has endured their partner's snoring, farting, and bad breath.

Funny Anniversary Quotes For Couples

Funny Anniversary Wishes, Messages and Quotes for Couples


"Marriage is analogous to a deck of cards. All you need at first are two hearts and a diamond. You wish you had a club and a spade by the end." 

-"Love is blind, but marriage opens your eyes." Pauline Thomason's

"Marriage is just a fancy way of saying adopting an overgrown male child who can't be left alone for more than 24 hours." Chelsea Handler's

"Although marriage is a wonderful institution, who wants to live in an institution?" Marx, Groucho

"A successful marriage necessitates many falls in love, always with the same person." McLaughlin, Mignon

Funny Anniversary Wishes, Messages and Quotes for Couples


"Marriage is not only about spiritual communion; it is also about remembering to take out the trash." - Joyce Bros.

"Marriage is similar to receiving a phone call in the middle of the night. The ring is followed by your awakening." Hendrickson, Evelyn

"Marriage is similar to a game of chess. Except for the flowing water on the board, the pieces are made of smoke, and no move you make affects the outcome." Jerry Seinfeld's

"Marriage is like soaking in a hot bath. It's not so bad once you get used to it." Minnie Pearl's

-"Marriage is a coffin, and each child is a nail." Homer Simpson's😂


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